There they stood.. Two to watch while the other was digging. Providing the appropriate humor needed to get through a two foot hole. Nobody was singing.
There was a chain link fence close by, creating difficulty for an otherwise easy task.
Then there was a fourth from the distance. Over seeing all actions, yet not participating at all. He said to himself... "I wonder if my role is as important as him over there with the trawl?"
just then a sea captain cruised on by. He had four wooden limbs, and a patch over each eye. The work horse stopped what he was doing and began to drift into the sky.
[sea captain replied] "ok, ok... me thinks me got a good one. ready?"
The remaining group couldn't help but stare, wondering if their floating friend would ever fall from thin air
[group looked at each other in bewilderment and responded] "yes..?..?"
[sea captain said] "ok... Doctor, doctor, me thinks me needs glasses.
{a moment of cricket chirps later, sea captain responded smiling}
"You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chips shop."
{cue the laughter}
The whole crew had a good laugh and went out for a round of suds.
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE HARBOR....
The pub is in full swing and nobody is sober.
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THIS JUST IN FROM OUR NEWS TEAM SPECIALIST: RICK CLOVER....
{as the wind blows fierce}
"These are just some incredible examples of how situations once wheat turn a rye. If you would walk over here with me to the left and view some of the 'nitty-gritty' of everyday....
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{in a nearby balcony with an orchestra warming up below}
[whispering woman's voice] "Honey, I can not believe the seats we got."
[whispering man's voice] "These seats remind me of an science project i stole and took
the credit for.. I was only in grammer school."
[whispering woman's voice] "I could sure go for some cheddar cheese and crackers right
now.
[whispering man's voice] "I once published an entire book consisting of information
simply cut and pasted from other articles i had read. I didn't
write a thing. I mean not one of those sentences was an
original thought. I plagiarized hundreds of people and
received no repercussions!"
[whispering woman's voice] "I wonder how long it would take... to walk from Cincinnati..."
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