When it rains out.. litter and other various debris left forgotten to the ground can become gelatinous, if the material's decay rate is relatively quick. A piece of paper in a hard rain doesn't really stand a chance. It may not become one with the earth again entirely due to one rain fall, however, the physical state is never the less changed. This goes for picked fruits and vegetables, deceased animals, and other various organic matter.
---"Jack ass! Heya puppy. Wheres mom? Lets see whats on the tube. As to be sleepy?"---
It could have either been a banana peel with hair stuck to it, or something else. The mass wasn't that big. If rolled up into a ball the diameter couldn't have been any larger than three inches. The hair was a brownish color. Kinda grey at parts.
These observations couldn't have taken more than a few seconds. From the time originally spotted (about ten feet ago) to a briskly paced passer by.
---"Cuteness fades. Doesn't mature quite like 'handsome' does."---
All the sidewalks are flooded and,
To walk on wet grass means to wear wet shoes.
Who's idea was it to travel bare handed?
[phone ring..]
man on a phone - "Hello?"
receiver - "wah..wah..wah.wah.wah"
man on a phone - "Ya alright, i'll give you a call closer to the time of the game"
[exit phone sequence]
---"Who are these kids? This isn't Grand Central Station! ... (whispered) I'm so lonely"---
{static}
(fading audience cheers)
Announcer: "Next on the show we have a remarkably talented individual..."
(camera pans to the right)
Announcer: "Lets all give a warm welcome to Mernan Renshawlk"
(audience claps)(camera pans left)
Announcer: "Now, we have all come to understand there is wide range of accomplishments you you have accomplished, but I think though the 'hot topic' (finger quotation movement) on everybody's mind is: 'What has this guy accomplished, exactally?'.. you ass hole."
(audience claps)(camera pans right)
Mernan: "......."(camera zooms in. Mernan's face reveals a somber ..a long five second pause)
(audience roars)(camera pans to the left)
Announcer: "Wow.. I'm blown away! Shocked! Stunned, even! And not a word..."
(camera zooms out)(audience claps)(Mernan smiles)
{static}
---"Maybe he knows something i don't.."---